Okay, so I spent too much time looking at catalogs! I see these T-shirts and I like some of the sayings, I rip out the page and maybe more than one! I eventually have enough collected to share with you. I hope they entice you to smile like I am.
Not my circus, not my Monkeys
Can we just admit we may have taken this “anyone can grow up to be President” thing just a bit too far?
Wait! I do not snore! I dream I am a motorcycle!
You are about to EXCEED the limits of my medication.
I’m going to stop asking “How dumb can you get?” People seem to be taking it as a challenge!
If I am ever on life support, Unplug me. Then plug me back in. See if it works!
Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet!
I’m not even a hot mess… I’M JUST A MESS!
Sorry I’m late…. I didn’t want to come.
Marriage: When dating goes too far!
You know that little thing inside your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn’t? Yeah, I don’t have one of those.
Elect a clown, expect a circus!
DON’T grow up, It’s a trap!!
Sometimes I meet people and feel bad for their dog.
Telling a woman to calm down works about as well as baptizing a cat!
Life is too short to waste time matching socks.
Sawdust is Man glitter!
Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body.
I’m more confused than a chameleon in a bag of Skittles!
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
I meant to BEHAVE but there were too many other OPTIONS.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions!
You can’t scare me, I have a daughter!
When women get to a certain age they start accumulating cats, this is known as ‘many paws’
I didn’t trip I do random gravity checks (me lately!)
If I woke up in the morning and nothing hurt I would think I was Dead!
The 12-Step Chocoholics Program, Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!
I should be given an award for keeping my mouth shut when there’s so much that needs said!
Crazy? I prefer the term Hilariously Unstable.
Onion rings are vegetable donuts.
I am NOT just an Aunt. I am a loving, beautiful, awesome bundle of wonderful.
Line dancing was started by women waiting to use the bathroom.
I’m still hot; It just comes in flashed now.
I hope this gave you some smiles. I always enjoy reading them. I like the ones like “Crazy, I prefer Hilariously Unstable!” That is me! My niece tells me I am a wonderful aunt but of course she is a wonderful niece!
I’m just curious what T-shirt line gave you a laugh. Contact me at email@example.com with your questions or comments. I enjoy them. Okay, onto my next project for the day! Thanks for reading.[related_posts_by_tax posts_per_page="10"]