by Roland D. Hallee

I know I’ve written about gray squirrels in the past, but, I have to tell you about the two in particular that have made their home in my backyard. High in a tree, overlooking the garage, sits a large squirrels’ nest where these two reside. You rarely see them together, but when you do, it’s a comedy act rivaled by none.

I refer to them as my cultured squirrels. They have done such amazing things, that I have dubbed them Martha and Stewart because of some of their etiquettes.

For starters, my backyard is peppered with black chestnut pits. I learned a long time ago those nuts are a staple for these scavenging rodents. Annually, my wife and I visit a cemetery in China where there are horse chestnut trees. We gather a bagful and feed them to the squirrels, a little at a time.

Well, the black chestnuts were a mystery until about 10 years ago when I learned there is a black chestnut tree in the middle of Waterville, about 150 yards from my house – by the way the crow flies. These squirrels obviously make that journey to ac­quire those nuts, stash them in the nest, and discard the pits. I have to rake up the pits because the last thing I need is another tree growing in my backyard.

We watch them frolic around, chasing each other up and around the large pines in the backyard. We even hear them running across the peak of the roof to our house in the early mornings. Once recently, they actually looked like they were dancing on our porch railing. I had never seen that before, but there they were, face-to-face, with front feet wrapped around each other like they were about to dance to a Mozart waltz.

But, what had transpired before that was what really astonishes me. Next to the porch, on a bench, are my trash cans. One metal, one plastic. Now, quite a while ago, the squirrels had chewed a hole through the plastic lid. I repaired the hole and it stayed that way for about a year and a half. The other morning, I noticed the patch was removed. So, I applied another. Meanwhile, my wife and I did some sorting of various foods in the pantry, and discovered a container of some outdated crackers – mini crackers about the size of a nickel. We bagged them with the rest of the weekly trash, and deposited the bag into the trash can outside for Friday’s pickup.

A few days later, I noticed one of the squirrels sitting upright on the railing, chomping away on what looked like one of the crackers. So, I couldn’t help but sit and watch his next move. Sure enough, from my vantage point, I could see where this squirrel didn’t bother to undo the repaired patch, he chewed a new hole through the lid. He jumped off the railing, went down the hole into the trash can, and came out with another cracker. I watched him do that about six times before he noticed me, and left the area.

I went outside, looked inside the trash can, and the bag containing the crackers was split open. So I placed a brick temporarily over the hole. Here’s my question: How did that squirrel know that crackers were present in a plastic bag, tied securely at the top, and deposited into a plastic trash receptacle, with the lid snapped on tightly?

It boggles my mind how keen a sense of smell these little critters have.

I wrote this column last Thursday, and thought I was finished. Well, Martha or Stewart, were back to their old tricks. I spotted one of them sitting on the railing licking a paper muffin cup. My wife and I had muffins for breakfast that morning, and he was cleaning up the leftovers. Then, I noticed in front of him, a K-cup from our Keurig coffee making machine, which it had opened at the top, and was literally having coffee grounds with his muffin. I couldn’t tell if it had a pinky in the air while doing this.

It had enlarged the hole where the brick was sitting on top of the trash can, and gone inside to help himself. Normally, that bin would have been empty, but I had missed the trash pickup the previous week, giving Mr. or Mrs. Squirrel the luxury of two trash bags to pillage through.

The trash is now gone, so I guess the next step is to dispose of the plastic can, and purchase another metal one. I don’t mind feeding the squirrels, but my trash is personal.

 by Debbie Walker

Take a leap, take a chance, take a risk, crawl out of the box, and try something different. You just never know where ideas are going to come from. Some of the neatest things can come from talking to a stranger for just a few minutes in a store. That’s what happened to me one day.

I went to a national chain store; I had an hour to wait for a prescription. I very seldom just roam around the store but today I did. There were two men in the silk flower aisle and yup, I am one of those people if what is going on is interesting, I have to ask. I am glad I did.

These two men were picking out silk flowers that would be used in a class they teach on flower arranging. This particular class is going to be on bridal and wedding arrangements. We wound up exchanging information because I think one day I will have to take one of their classes but it won’t be on bridal arrangements!

When I came home I told my daughter-in-law, Laurie, about these guys. I know she likes dried flowers and arrangements and when I told her about these guys she told me she had always wanted to take a class in flower arranging and in cake decorating.  Gees, take a leap! Go take one, what are you waiting for?

No one is promised tomorrow. We have to do these things now. I think it would be a shame to get to heaven and say, “If I had only taken that flower arranging class I could help decorate around here!” Okay, so my tastes are a little different but when I get there I’ll be able to offer to teach motorcycle!

My mom, who became a widow years ago, was riding by the bowling alley one day, turned around and took herself inside. She figured it would be good exercise for her arms. There was another lady there and mom asked her if she could give her a few pointers. Mom made a friend and found a new hobby and exercise.

There really are more resources out there of things for us to do if we would just open up our eyes and minds. Even if you are not a “group” person there are still plenty of activities to learn for your private enjoyment, ex: flower arranging class.

You don’t have to justify your interests, if something strikes your fancy, check into it. (My friends don’t ride motorcycles!)  If you always wanted to learn a foreign language, go take a class. Don’t be worried about how much you don’t know, that’s what the class is for.

If you are a group person and you have a number of friends, I will be willing to bet that each person probably has some talent or skill they could share. My mom knits and has started a lot of people out, even my friends in Florida. The problem is most people don’t acknowledge their own talents. Each new person you meet will bring something to you to learn.

Keep reading the paper and see what kind of continuing education classes are available that you might be interested in. What about the library? Take an even bigger leap and offer a class yourself. Again you’ll meet new people with new ideas.

Keeping our minds busy and active is one of the healthiest things you can do for yourself. Keep away that nasty Alzheimer’s disease and depression. The thing is take the leap, take the risk, take a chance, crawl out of your box; you won’t even need a parachute (unless you take up parachuting; now there’s an idea!)

I’m just curious what kind of neat ideas you can come up with. Let me know.

Contact me at dwdaffy@yahoo.com  sub line: Leap. Thanks for reading and have a wonderful week!